Sixth Annual Oscar Bingo Submission Thread!

Sixth annual Oscar Bingo. Fuck I'm old edition.Hey everyone. Excited for the Oscars? Well so are we! So much, in fact, that several years ago we thought of a completely ridiculous and inane activity for all of us to take part in on the big night. We call it Oscar Bingo, because that's exactly what it is. It's been a great success every year, everyone has lots of fun, and it doesn't really cost us much money so we're doing it again!Last year's submission threadLast year's card pickup threadLast year's game threadHere's how it works!Submit ideas for things that might happen during the Oscars. Oscars only, no preshow. Example: "Someone mispronounces Saoirse Ronan" or "Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't laugh at a joke made about him." Keep it light and let's keep things like "Star is Born wins Best Picture" off the gamecards.The mods reserve the right to execute editorial control over the final bingo squares. Our intent is to make the game more playable based on last year's experience.Once we have collected submissions for a couple of days, we will un-sticky the thread and start to make game cards with your suggestions. Our friends over at print-bingo.com will again be doing some specialty work with us for this. Please only take one so everyone can play!We will post a gamecard pickup thread the day before the Oscars. All you will have to do is follow the link in the thread, do the captcha, and save the PDF file with your card on it.We'll post the game thread Oscar Sunday. The point of the Game Thread is to discuss game related things and for me to make final decisions on the more open to interpretation squares. It will be stickied and there will be prizes for winners.Please use this list of presenters and nominees to help you come up with ideas! One time someone predicted that Zach Efron would fumble a while presenting and it completely blew my mind.List of nomineesList of presentersHere's some "official" rules:Submissions must be 80 characters or less. They gotta fit in them bingo squares!As mentioned, don't submit anything impossible or too ridiculous. Hyperbole is no one's friend in bingo.We will be taking the top submissions, so be sure to vote on your favorites!Try not to get too specific. "Gwyneth Paltrow wears golden buckled heels and coughs into her left hand when the host mocks her" isn't going to cut it. And if it did this game wouldn't be much fun. Same goes for mentioning specific nominees winning specific categories. Keep it simple. The best squares are the ones that have several chances of happening and pop up without notice!You can submit about anything that might happen at the Oscars, but not the preshow. Nobody wants the game to be over before it begins!Please do not try to collect more than one gamecard.Have fun!SUBMIT YOUR OSCAR SQUARE ENTRIES BELOW80 characters or less and don't forget to vote! via /r/movies http://bit.ly/2RJuyoB