I am the guy caught on TV eating pizza during the Michael Cohen hearing, AMA!

Hey everyone, I'm the kid in that gif that blew up on /r/gifs and on twitter. A lot of people in that thread wanted to see an AMA from me so here I am! I was catching a quick break during recess to eat and just started eating in the wrong place. You guys can ask me whatever.Btw, I'm not actually a congressional intern/staffer, I'm just a college kid who got up early to get into the hearing. I am on the hunt for summer internships however so if anyone knows anything about that let me know!!Proof: https://ift.tt/2IHpW2U start responding to questions like 10 minutes from posting this via /r/IAmA https://ift.tt/2GRRUYh